Nerd Energy Drink

Life just seems to zoom past us at record speeds sometimes, and trying to keep up...or rather - catch up - can very often become a daunting task. It just doesn't seem fair that we live in a world where we can't add minutes to our days, but we have to add activities to our days that need to be done. Trying to find our way around this problem can leave us drained of nearly any excess energy to get through the rest of our busy lives.

When you need a boost of energy, there's a good chance that you're probably barking up the wrong tree - trying to get this boost from sources that just don't work as promised. This is because many of these sources of energy, especially the newest rage of "energy in a can" drinks, or "energy pills" contain many dangerous chemical stimulants or herbs proven to be harmful. They may leave us with a very short burst of energy, but one that brings with it plenty of unwanted side effects such as jitters, nervousness, and even heart palpitations.

Not only that but we often end up with a crash session afterwards that leaves us feeling like we've been on the losing end of a battle with a train.

Agel Enterprises has taken notice of this new dangerous trend and therefore designed a product just for the health conscious person who wants a burst of energy that not only gives you that initial burst to supercharge your day, but doesn't leave you with the end of the road burnout from unnecessary ingredients such as an abundance of sugar and caffeine.
Agel's OHM is a different animal altogether. OHM is a convenient and surprisingly tasty energy boost that comes not in pill, canned drink, or even powder form, but an all natural proprietary gelceutical that is easy to take on the go, allowing you to simply squeeze the contents of its simple and convenient single use packet into your mouth. This is not only great for the ease of use factor, but just as well for the fact that your body's much more able to absorb the active nutrients of the product faster and more efficiently.

The active ingredients that actually give your body the natural energy boost are a combination of vitamins, minerals, and natural and safe herbs that are able to give you an energy boost that you can sustain throughout the day. With a series of B complex vitamins, this gel formula acts as a coenzyme to smooth the process of your body's own metabolic process that's necessary to convert carbohydrates into energy.

Agel OHM also contains Panax Ginseng, which is a potent antioxidant that assists the body to more easily deal with stress. This type of Ginseng has also been shown to be beneficial to your motor performance, and cognitive skills. In a nutshell, you'll feel as if you've been given the nutrients to endure a much better quality of life.

To ensure that newfound quality of life, the ingredient Schizandra, an herb grown in China and Korea is added to Agel OHM as well. This is an herb that's been used throughout the ages, as well as the present to help improve strength, endurance, and stamina. It also provides the extra benefit of improved concentration along with alertness, without the nervous jittery side effects.

You soon could be filling a new sense of focus and motivation that you haven't felt in quite sometime, if ever. And just for that added boost of energy and focus, OHM includes Rhodiola Rosea which is used to also help increase your endurance as well as assist in providing mental performance, and ease the symptoms of fatigue that you normally feel during the day.

In a nutshell, if you're like nearly every other human living on the planet today, you lead a busy lifestyle that keeps you on the run - whether from your job, school, being a parent, or just life in general - you need Agel OHM to get you through your day safely, so that you also can maintain a sense of energy and focus!

Frequently Asked Questions

QUESTION:
Where can I find Nerd Energy Drink?
Hi I've been looking for Nerd Energy Drink around where I live but I can't find it anywhere. I live in Ramona, CA and visited the 7 Eleven, Circle K, Daniels and Albertsons in my town but none of them had it. I'm thinking of trying Rite Aid and am pm would either of them have it? Is there a certain common place that usually has it? There is no GNC here. Thank you.
- ANSWER:
  I did some research and it looks like Nerd is only distributed in Texas, Oklahoma and Arkansas.
  
  For the time being just order it online
  http://www.xoxide.com/nerd-energy-drink-caffeine.html
  or
  http://nerdenergy.tv/
QUESTION:
Has anyone ever used NERD energy drink? Does it really work? Any energy? or Memory change?
I need the energy and lots of memory .. lol (nursinbg student)
- ANSWER:
  Ya, those energy drinks do increase mental performance. due to the presence of caffeine in them. (go wikipedia and read up on caffeine). - But for me, i personally free that no matter how much caffeine you have but no have the feel to study, it's still useless. Probably feel like sleeping when reading those books.
QUESTION:
Where can you buy Nerd Energy and Focus Drinks?
I was at Trinity University for a church camp thing and the store that was on the campus sold these energy drinks called the nerd energy drinks. I have been looking everywhere for them but i cant find a store that carries them. Does anybody know where i could get some?
Do you know of a store that sells them?
- ANSWER:
  Hi Hayden!
  You can buy Nerd Energy on Amazon.
  http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html?ie=UTF8&location=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2Fs%3Fie%3DUTF8%26ref_%3Dnb%5Fsb%5Fnoss%26field-keywords%3DNerd%2bEnergy%26url%3Dsearch-alias%253Dgrocery&tag=digitsy-post-20&linkCode=ur2&camp=1789&creative=390957
QUESTION:
nerd energy drinks in Beaumont tx?
iv been trying to find Nerd Energy drinks but had no luck, i tried HEB and some gas stations.. deos any body know were i can find them at in the Beaumont / port author area.. thank you
- ANSWER:
  try the walgreens on dowlen and folsom near kroger and the post office. and the cvs by sonic and the one across from heb. they always have a lot of stuff there! good luck:)
QUESTION:
Does anybody know a memory enhancer drink(ex. redbull) or powder(ex. Milo)? Coz I want to study for my course!?
I'm a Multimedia Student. I got heaps of softwares to study for web design, printing, 2d/3d animation, and visual effects..

I want to deeply understand and memorize each software that i'll be studying and if possible I want them to StaY on my Brain like being a file inside my brain storage...:)

I know it sounds funny, but it's not!

All I wanna do is learn skills from my Course and that those skill i learned will stay on my mind. btw, im Asian, so I also want to memorize some english words so that i can speak proper english that makes more sense...

Im here in Melbourne btw, so if there is some kind of "NERD energy drink/powder" here then pls Answer!...THanks A LOT!

But i'm kind'a looking for a DRINK or JUICE
Just like this link here >> http://www.xoxide.com/nerd-energy-drink-caffeine.html
- ANSWER:
QUESTION:
If I eat this am I going to be okay?
Tomorrow, my school is having a field day. I'm in a lot of the sports and I want energy, so I put together this little energy pack. My energy pack consists of Rockstar Energy Drink, Nerds, Vitamin Water, one bar of Hershey's Chocolate, and some Orbit Citrusmint gum.
Would I be okay after eating/drinking all of this?
- ANSWER:
  No, because after eating a bunch of sugar, you do have a burst of energy, but it's a very short burst followed by a big crash and you'll feel more tired than you did before. Same goes for those so-called energy drinks. They're LOADED with sugar. You're better off having cereal and fruit for breakfast and having something high in protein for lunch.
QUESTION:
What's a good D&D set to start with?
I've been avoiding it for years, possibly even the last decade, but I feel like I want to cave in now. I want to start playing table-top, dice-rolling, pizza-muching, energy-drink swigging, super-nerd table-top Dungeons and Dragons. However, I have no idea what I'm doing. Where do I start?
Yes, yes, I know. I am indeed a dork. But this is a serious question, whether I like it or not, lol.
- ANSWER:
  Well the answer is simple.
  The first thing you need is the Players Handbook.
  I suggest the latest version 4th edition.
  From there you can determine wheather you want to be a player and join a group, or a DM and create a group. If you will be acting as the DM you'll need to get the Dungeon Masters Guide, and the Monster Manual.
  These three books can be purchased individualy or in a niffty set that comes in a slipcase, and they comprise the core rules for D&D.
  Hope this begins to answer your question.
QUESTION:
Ideas for inexpensive gifts for boyfriends birthday?
So my boyfriends birthday is coming up soon and we've only been dating for two months. Plus I don't have that much cash on me.

I'm planning on giving him an energy drink because they're his favorite, but what else do I get him?

Info: He's a video game nerd, loves metal music, and wears arm bands all the time.
- ANSWER:
  Cd.
QUESTION:
How do i play runescape for long hours?
basically, i want stay up for long hours grinding/lvling my runescape character. coffee is an option i love it in the morning but too much can make me very dizzy and sick...

any tips would be good.

ps - if you mention energy drinks or caffine im aware of that crap...

ps - im a nerd, flam if u must....really just dont
- ANSWER:
  you dont. runescape is awful
  
  i mean, dude, i play MMOs, i play consoles, i play pen and paper rpgs. and I think runescape sucks. thats saying something
QUESTION:
Is 450mg of caffeine too dangerous?
I had a can of Nerd Energy this morning around 7 AM, which has 225mg of caffeine. Would it be dangerous for me to drink another can, 4 hours later? I have a fairly high caffeine tolerance.

(Please don't lecture me about caffeine being bad/"temporary energy"/etc.)
- ANSWER:
  No, it wouldn't be "dangerous", per se, but it most definitely would NOT be healthy for you. A "healthy" amount of caffeine per day is 80mg, and the MAXIMUM recommended amount is 400mg. Anything above that can potentially be hazardous to your health.
QUESTION:
Am I a dork (not that I care that much if I am)?
Total music nerd.
Art appreciator.
Still wears FAKE Birkenstocks.
Puts hair up like everyday.
Haven't worn makeup in about a year.
Likes reading, can actually interpret Shakespearean quotes.
Can't stomach energy drinks or coffee, so I drink TEA or hot chocolate.
Big fan of sweaters.
Vegetarian for over 6 years.
Don't get texting, why can't people just call?
Wears scarfs indoors.
Doesn't smoke pot but still likes to burn incense & candles.
- ANSWER:
  If you don't care, then why bother asking?
QUESTION:
what are the most popular junk foods and candies and soft drinks in the UK? Im moving there from USA?
Like are there skittles, doritos, mountain dew, root beer, butterfinger, dr pepper, gatorade, blow pops, nerds, tootsie rolls, country time, swedish fish, twizzlers,reeces, jones, monster energy drinks, mike and ikes, laffy taffy, crystal light, sun chips, salsa, cheetos, fritos...any of these regularly sold throughout england? Please answer as much as you can!!!!!! Thank youuuuuuuuuuuu
- ANSWER:
  soft drinks
  coke
  pepsi
  (all the diets, with lemon, caramel, cherry, zero for both)
  sprite
  7up
  dr pepper
  lucozade, fizzy and sport
  schweppes lemonade
  canada dry ginger ale
  redbull
  
  crisps
  
  doritoes
  mcoes
  walkers
  pringles
  
  chocolates and sweets
  most change here
  
  snickers
  mars
  bounty
  lion
  hershees stuff
  cadburies chocos
  haribos
  skittles
  rowntree randoms
  moams
  drumsticks
  
  others
  
  lots and lots of salsas
  other mexican dips guacemole sour cream jalepenoes
  
  chocolate will taste very diffferent to you happy junking
QUESTION:
When's the last time you had a Monster?
Y'know the energy drink.

BQ: What's it taste like? I've never had it because I'm a nerd
Uchi Mata! - Sounds pretty good
- ANSWER:
  today.
  
  BQ: like candy with a bitter after taste.
QUESTION:
why is candy so delicious? other than black licorice, that shitt's nastyy! what do you think?
like really. it's pure sugar and in moderation is okay for us, but why do we like it so much? there are literally stores dedicated to it. YUMM. I'm so crazy right now. ENERGY DRINKS TOO:)
im eating nerds and gatorade right now mmmm

ps anyone else think the last harry potter movie sucked? laaames.
- ANSWER:
  licorice is an acquired taste
  
  energy drinks don't do a thing for me
QUESTION:
Have I forgotten anything for summer camp?
This is for a 5.5 day summer camp. Electronics/food is allowed; it is for ages 16-21. I am an 18 year old female. Thanks!

*Luggage
-Large gray suitcase
Front pocket will hold snacks
Side pocket will hold shower items
Main bag will hold all clothing
Small zipper pocket will hold underwear
Bottom pocket will hold towels and shower shoes
-Small blue suitcase
Side pocket will hold makeup
Main bag will hold + toiletries, scarves, and entertainment*
-Small purple suitcase
Side pocket will hold daily use items and common items
Main bag will hold shoes and electronics**
-2-3 large purses
-Fold-up hamper
-2-3 garbage bags
*Clothing
-Tanks/Tees
6 silk tank tops
6-7 t-shirts
4-5 additional shirts
-Hoodies/Jackets
4 zip hoodies (green, blue, red, navy blue)
2 pullover hoodies (green peace, yellow)
3 cardigans (navy blue, black, striped)
2-3 additional hoodies/cardigans/jackets
-Bottoms
4-5 jeans (3 duckhead, 1 old navy)
3-4 shorts
-Sleepwear
3-4 t-shirts
2-3 boxers/shorts
2 pairs of black pants
-Underwear
5-6 pairs underwear
4-5 bras
5 pairs socks
-Shoes
9 pairs old navy flip flops
1 gold flip flops
1 pair green tennis shoes
1 pair crocs (shower)
2-3 additional pairs shoes
-Accessories
4-6 scarves
-Jewelry
Necklaces (individually bagged)
Earrings (delicate pairs in circular boxes)
*Bedding
-2 pillows (covered with two matching cases)
-Set of sheets
-Red comforter
-Multicolored Afghan
*Electronic**
-Cell phone and charger
-Camera and film
-Ipod, charger, and speakers
-AA and AAA batteries
-Miniature alarm clock
*Entertainment
-Food
Bottled water/energy packets (drink mix)
Energy pills
Gum/mints
Sunflower seeds
Lollipops
Crackers
Warheads
Nerds
Coffee drinks
-Craft Supplies*
Needles
Embroidery thread
Sewing fabric
Earring hooks
Wire
Feathers/seed beads
Art pencils (color)
Art pad
Eraser
Lanyard rope
Art pencils (drawing)
-Games*
Playing cards (3-4 decks)
Spoons
-Other
Book or books
Facial paint
*Toiletries
-Shower
Shampoo
Conditioner
Soap
Washcloth/Poof
Shaving Cream
Razors
Comb
-Teeth
Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Mouthwash
Dental floss
Baking soda/salt mix (small plastic baggies)
Teeth whitener
-Face
Face wash
Moisturizer
Night cream
Under-eye cream
Tweezers
Pink acne medication
Miniature poof
Facial sunscreen
-Hair
Brush
Hair Gel
Hair clips/bobby pins
Ponytail holders
Hair volumnizer
Headbands
Headscarves
Hairspray
Baby powder
Miniature lotion
-Make-up
Foundation
Concealer
Facial powder
Bronzer
Eyeshadow
Eyeliner
Blush
Mascara (waterproof and non-waterproof)
Lip balm
Make-up brushes
Make-up remover
Party make-up
-Body
Cocoa butter
Wet wipes (muddy feet)
2-4 bottles lotion
Sunscreen
Deodorant
Perfume
Tampons
Miniature bottle of canola oil (for tanning)
-Nails
Nail polish
Nail polish remover
Cotton balls
Nail file
-Other
Waterproof bag for all shower items
Mirror
Hair dryer
Straightening iron
Curling iron
Crimping iron
Headache soother
Cuticle balm
Burts bees cut cream
Hand sanitizer
Vitamins
Tissues
Towels (3)
*Essentials
-Extras
Umbrella
Sunglasses
Glasses
Flashlight
Giant tape
Handheld fan/small fan
-Office Supplies
Notebook
Scissors
Highlighter
Pencils
Pencil sharpener
Sharpies
Folder with dividers and loose-leaf paper
- ANSWER:
  That is way too much stuff for a 5 day camp! Your camp should have given you a packing list, pack off of that. I'm not sure what type of activities you are doing but unless they said you need "office supplies" you don't need them. Maybe bring a pen, pencil and paper. Also if you are living outside (cabin, tent, etc) you don't need make- up, hair stuff beyond hair ties and a brush. I personally think that you should probably re- think everything you are bring, you are living home for less then a week not a year!
QUESTION:
does this sound okay for a camping trip it's a three day 2 night camping trip for school?
2-3 large purses
- Fold-up hamper
- 2-3 garbage bags
*Clothing
- Tanks/Tees
6 silk tank tops
6-7 t-shirts
4-5 additional shirts
- Hoodies/Jackets
4 zip hoodies (green, blue, red, navy blue)
2 pullover hoodies (green peace, yellow)
3 cardigans (navy blue, black, striped)
2-3 additional hoodies/cardigans/jackets
- Bottoms
4-5 jeans (3 duckhead, 1 old navy)
3-4 shorts
- Sleepwear
3-4 t-shirts
2-3 boxers/shorts
2 pairs of black pants
- Underwear
5-6 pairs underwear
4-5 bras
5 pairs socks
- Shoes
9 pairs old navy flip flops
1 gold flip flops
1 pair green tennis shoes
1 pair crocs (shower)
2-3 additional pairs shoes
- Accessories
4-6 scarves
- Jewelry
Necklaces (individually bagged)
Earrings (delicate pairs in circular boxes)
*Bedding
-2 pillows (covered with two matching cases)
-Set of sheets
-Red comforter
-Multicolored Afghan
*Electronic**
-Cell phone and charger
-Camera and film
-Ipod, charger, and speakers
-AA and AAA batteries
-Miniature alarm clock
*Entertainment
- Food
Bottled water/energy packets (drink mix)
Energy pills
Gum/mints
Sunflower seeds
Lollipops
Crackers
Warheads
Nerds
Coffee drinks
- Craft Supplies*
Needles
Embroidery thread
Sewing fabric
Earring hooks
Wire
Feathers/seed beads
Art pencils (color)
Art pad
Eraser
Lanyard rope
Art pencils (drawing)
- Games*
Playing cards (3-4 decks)
Spoons
- Other
Book or books
Facial paint
*Toiletries
- Shower
Shampoo
Conditioner
Soap
Washcloth/Poof
Shaving Cream
Razors
Comb
- Teeth
Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Mouthwash
Dental floss
Baking soda/salt mix (small plastic baggies)
Teeth whitener
- Face
Face wash
Moisturizer
Night cream
Under-eye cream
Tweezers
Pink acne medication
Miniature poof
Facial sunscreen
- Hair
Brush
Hair Gel
Hair clips/bobby pins
Ponytail holders
Hair volumnizer
Headbands
Headscarves
Hairspray
Baby powder
Miniature lotion
- Make-up
Foundation
Concealer
Facial powder
Bronzer
Eyeshadow
Eyeliner
Blush
Mascara (waterproof and non-waterproof)
Lip balm
Make-up brushes
Make-up remover
Party make-up
- Body
Cocoa butter
Wet wipes (muddy feet)
2-4 bottles lotion
Sunscreen
Deodorant
Perfume
Tampons
Miniature bottle of canola oil (for tanning)
- Nails
Nail polish
Nail polish remover
Cotton balls
Nail file
- Other
Waterproof bag for all shower items
Mirror
Hair dryer
Straightening iron
Curling iron
Crimping iron
Headache soother
Cuticle balm
Burts bees cut cream
Hand sanitizer
Vitamins
Tissues
Towels (3)
*Essentials
- Extras
Umbrella
Sunglasses
Glasses
Flashlight
Giant tape
Handheld fan/small fan
- ANSWER:
  Go ahead and take all of that out. Then put back in three shirts, three jeans, some undies, two hoodies, a flashlight. And a couple of things. That is the most EXCESSIVE amount of things for camping ever.
QUESTION:
Little Sleep? 13 Year old sleeping patterns?
I turned 13 in may, soon to be 14 in 4-5 months.
So I'm addicted to my laptop.
Once I get home from school, I go on my laptop and check everything then go on youtube or something and watch my subscriptions.
I used to be a World of Warcraft addict but I cut down on it and hardly ever play it anymore.
I am a total nerd yes
But I have TERRIBLE sleeping problems.
I stay up so late on this darned internet that I can't go to bed early.
I just think "10 more minutes" but 10 minutes = 1 hour
I usually drink fizzy drinks like lucozade and iron bru at night.
I don't have a tv in here and it's hard to go to sleep without background. (I'm already getting an Iphone for christmas)
I recently had my room re-done.
The average time I go to bed is around 1.25am (and that's only because my mum nags from 10pm onwards)
I have a sore tailbone and it hurts to move it.. which is all the time.
Soo.. what can I do?
I don't wanna take tablets my mum won't let me because she says i'm too young.
I'm tired all day during school unless I drink Boost (a very high sugar energy drink)
I'm not depressed, I have friends and am happy apart from being tired all the time
Please help. I'm lost
- ANSWER:
  stop with the sugar drinks and go to bed way earlier... it'll help. trust me.
QUESTION:
What did I do to deserve this?
Okay...you'll probably think I'm playing my violin. But I just want to rant a little...because the last few months I've gone through...I really don't think anyone deserves what happened to me.

My bitch of an ex girlfriend cheated on me...and thought she could hide it from me. I ended up in a mental ward over it...I attempted suicide the night I found out she was a cheater. And the two days I spent there were hell...I was not allowed to sleep and they barely gave me any food. They actually had to sedate me so I would stop crying and hollering...and it eventually got into my system. And it was all over that bitch who I thought I "loved" (I can't say that word anymore...even in writing, I'll always use quotations...). And when I cleaned myself up and got out of there...the bitch went and lost her virginity a week after we broke up. That pisses me off...my first "love" just HAD to be a whore. But these days I laugh...I hear she's with one of those obese geeks that play WOW 24/7. I can admit to being a bit of a nerd myself...but at least I actually go out and get under the sun's ultraviolet rays as much as I can.

I am 15...so practically everyone I know is with somebody. Except me. The only reason I got to be with that slut is because she actually started talking to me before I ever tried anything on her...I'm REALLY shy. And whenever I see a happy couple at high school...I die inside a little. I know I'm going to have live whatever years I have left (I eat a lot of fast food, drink energy drinks/sodas alot...so hopefully, not many more) celibate and without love. I've tried digesting this fact, but I just can't.

The only comfort I have in life is my vintage video game collection. I own at least a dozen systems, with at least 30 games for each of them. That's normally how I spend my days...playing oldies that nobody cares about anymore but me. i'd also probably be drinking/doing drugs/hiring prostitutes...but I don't even have the money for that and would have no idea of how to get them.

I do have mental disorders (BiPolar, Dyslexia, Depression, Anxiety)...and having suicidal feelings is something i have to put up with on a daily basis, even with all the "help" I get (counseling, physcologists ect). Not that I'll ever go through with it...I've come to the conclusion that I'm too much of a coward to pull it off.

Not saying anybody will respond to this...but I just had to put this out here because of how much hatred for people I have these days. I do my best to hide it, but oh well...
Whatever you say, folks. People like you make me want to outdo that Columbine shooting even more.
^that was at the first two answerers. TY to the rest who have answered this.
- ANSWER:
  You are too young to be in a serious relationship regardless of your mental status. You will live to love again. Know that teen years are transitional years between being a child and becoming an adult. Playing adult games is dangerous for adult and even worst for children. Relationships have to be established. There are more people that are dishonest than there are honest ones. You have to work at finding a person who is compatible with you. Take your time, you are not ready yet. When you get romantically inclined again, know that you are getting to know the person to see if you want to love them like that and they can return the same love. Let this go and move on or you will be in and out of the mental health system the rest of your life. Recover.
QUESTION:
here's a what would you rather survey!!!!!! wat will u pick?
1) would u rather...meet flo rida OR get to be batgirl for a week?
2) drown OR be burned alive?
3) swim in pool full of pee OR get caught diggin fer gold at school? (if u know wat i mean)
4) get hit on by Rosie O'Donnell OR french kiss a dog who just ate some mud?
5) be rich and ugly OR beautiful and poor?
6) find out tht The Cullens are real OR find out tht Harry Potter is real?
7) get roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris OR get piledrived by a sumo wrestler?
be a prince/princess OR a superhero?
9) get pantsed at a funeral? (tht happened 2 me!) OR get suspended at school?
10) have heat vision OR x-ray vision?
11)[for guys only] marry Megan Fox OR Audrina Patridge?
12) [girls only]-marry Justin Chatwin (the invisible) OR Shia Labeouf?
13) get thrown up on OR get peed on?
14) get ur ear ripped on by a chicken OR get one of ur eyes pecked out?
15) fall asleep in a tanning bed OR drop ur iPod/mp3 out a window and lose it forever?
16) get seven years of bad luck OR get stalked by a nerd
17) appear on an episode of Gossip Girl OR get to tour with Tokio Hotel for one day?
18) have Simpsons cancelled OR have Stewie Griffin be removed from Family Guy?
19) spill a blue drink on ur crush OR hav a bad case of gas in the middle of dinner with ur gf/bf's family?
20)fall down a well OR fall off a cliff?
21) never hav 2 go 2 school or work again OR being 21 forever?
22) hav evrything stolen from ur house OR break all of ur limbs from falling off a roller coaster?
23) be a bad kisser Or hav no friends?
24) hav evry energy drink disappear from humanity OR nevr having nachos again?
25) hav all the friends u could evr want OR hav all the things u evr wanted?
26) LAST QUESTION be able to fly or be invisible?
- ANSWER:
  batgirl
  burned alive
  pee
  Rosie
  beautiful + poor
  Cullens!
  piledrived
  superhero
  suspended
  x-ray
  Megan Fox
  Shia Lebouf
  peed
  ear
  tanning bed
  nerd
  Tokio Hotel
  Stewie
  blue drink
  cliff
  21 forever
  broken, they will heal.
  bad kisser
  nachos
  friends
  fly
QUESTION:
I know this is the wrong section but I need help and this is where I'm most likely to get it?
I've been dating a younger guy for 11 months now, and I've never liked him.
He's a complete baby. He thinks it's funny to run around at church and climb trees and things like that. He still think it's funny to drink a ton of energy drinks then get all 'hyper'. He talks like a baby 99% of the time. It's like HELLO WE'RE SENIORS. I'm studying for scholarship science.
He makes me do all of his homework, and you know what he got me for Christmas? A Mcdonalds toy. Birthday? Nothing because he had no money. He just spent 0 on a brand new cell phone. He has every fancy gadget you can imagine. PSP, IPad, you name it. Yet when we go on dates, he assumes I'm paying. I even had to pay his cellphone bill last month.
He also flirts with every girl he sees, sometimes ignores me for days at a time, and isn't capable of intelligent conversation.
I hate him and want to leave him, but I'm scared no one would ever want a science nerd like me, and I should just accept what I have.
(For visuals, this is me, the one on the cellphone http://s300.photobucket.com/albums/nn2/animall0versister/?action=view&current=untitled.jpg
Please help. I can't do this for much longer.
Thank you everyone. Your words are too kind:) It means everything to me that there is hope:)
- ANSWER:
  My personal opinion is that you have to love yourself before you can love someone else. I saw your picture, and with my eyes, you are very pretty...a young lady like you, even if you see yourself as a science nerd, could have any guy she wanted. But if you don't see yourself as beautiful, and you don't start to love the person that you are (no matter what anyone thinks), you will end up with a jerk like the infant you're seeing now! Do you want that for yourself? Okay then, Miss Beauty, dump this chump, keep up in school (as you obviously are doing now), realize all the beauty you have inside and out, and find someone who's worthy of you! You found Mr. Wrong...find the guy YOU WANT, a guy who will treat you with the respect and dignity you deserve...and go get him!
QUESTION:
Going to the 9th grade, am socially awkward, how do I deal with it?
Aight so I am socially inept.

Am 15 years of age and live in Israel, although my homeland's russia.

Ever since the 6th grade I've been having some really bad issues with communicating with people, I was very locked up and never talked to anyone, not even my parents. When I got to the 7th grade I fell into a deep depression for no real reason whatsoever. I've felt like a 70 year old man in a 13 year old body, which seemed kind of stupid. I've been questioning the point in life way too much than an underage person should such as myself at the time.

Now, Summer vacation is just 4 hours away from being over, and I'm on my way to the 9th grade. I cant sleep and I cant see straight. In fact I haven't slept for about 2 days now. The anxiety is unbearable, this may seem like a regular thing to you but what I'm feeling is far from regular or common. Yeah everyones always nervous, new year, old friends etc etc. But keep in mind that for these 2 months of summer vacation I have had ZERO contact with any people whatsoever other than my mother and a friend that came by a couple of times to check out some games.

You know, I dont consider myself a nerd. I never ever let people know I'm into video games and the likes. I'm mostly known as that "sometimes funny yet very quiet russian kid". I'd say my looks are 7.5/10 though my social skills are a wreck for obvious reasons. I always try to look like your typical intimidating chubby russian dude and putting on an angry face and a deep voice every time I'm in public so that people would not even come up to me out of sheer fear.

My main issue here is that people think I TRY to fit in, and cannot succeed and then they think how sad or pathetic I am. But I really, really dont want to fit in with anyone. I'm a loner and I enjoy it deeply.
I also have a very complicated social life, one of my oldest friends is actually pretty much the most popular dude in the school. he treats me like I'm the brother he never had. which feels good I guess. The other part of my 'oh so complex' social life are the 2 "BFFs" that keep humping me in school. Im always up for that shit, if you'd see them you'll most likely dismiss them as whores or sluts. But hey if they want to rub their tits against me just because "hurr hurr russian and he probably drink vodka 24/7 omg so hardcore" it's fine by me.

Anyway, question still stands. I got 4 hours till school, now I can either sleep for those 4 hours and then waking up feeling like crap or I could get wasted on energy drinks and not sleep for the 3rd day in a row. What do you think?
- ANSWER:
  Well this was 2 hours ago, so hopefully you are asleep. If you are awake and you go to sleep now, then you are screwed basically so get some caffeine.
  People are going to think whatever they want, so you really cannot keep them from thinking that you are sad and pathetic. If it really bothers you, then make some friends. You said you are socially inept, so make friends who accept that or even better think it's hilarious. Turn your ineptitude around and make it your own. Your friend is popular, hang out with him more often and meet his friends.
  If this doesn't work, it sounds like you may need to see someone, because you are not sleeping, have little social contact, and have been depressed in the past.
QUESTION:
I hate my boyfriend and yet it'll be eleven months tomorrow?
I've been dating a younger guy for 11 months now, and I've never liked him.
He's a complete baby. He thinks it's funny to run around at church and climb trees and things like that. He still think it's funny to drink a ton of energy drinks then get all 'hyper'. He talks like a baby 99% of the time. It's like HELLO WE'RE SENIORS. I'm studying for scholarship science.
He makes me do all of his homework, and you know what he got me for Christmas? A Mcdonalds toy. Birthday? Nothing because he had no money. He just spent 0 on a brand new cell phone. He has every fancy gadget you can imagine. PSP, IPad, you name it. Yet when we go on dates, he assumes I'm paying. I even had to pay his cellphone bill last month.
He also flirts with every girl he sees, sometimes ignores me for days at a time, and isn't capable of intelligent conversation.
I hate him and want to leave him, but I'm scared no one would ever want a science nerd like me, and I should just accept what I have.
(For visuals, this is me, the one on the cellphone http://s300.photobucket.com/albums/nn2/animall0versister/?action=view&current=untitled.jpg)

Please help. I can't do this for much longer.
- ANSWER:
  No, don't ever just "accept what you have" becuz you feel forced to inside. I'm in a way having the same problem your having (kinda). Being a science nerd doesn't mean anything about a guy wanting you. True beauty lies with in a women and I'm sure your personality is just fine too. You'll find a guy who will love you and cherish you. I've had lots of boyfriends and have been in your spot LOTS of times, and I'm not a pretty girl but I've found some guys that liked me for me and not what I looked like(some for what I looked like too) or how I acted, but for the real me, and you will find a guy who will do the same!
  
  ~ hoped this helped
  Christina Heeter
QUESTION:
I know this is the wrong section but it's where I'm most likely to get help?
I've been dating a younger guy for 11 months now, and I've never liked him.
He's a complete baby. He thinks it's funny to run around at church and climb trees and things like that. He still think it's funny to drink a ton of energy drinks then get all 'hyper'. He talks like a baby 99% of the time. It's like HELLO WE'RE SENIORS. I'm studying for scholarship science.
He makes me do all of his homework, and you know what he got me for Christmas? A Mcdonalds toy. Birthday? Nothing because he had no money. He just spent 0 on a brand new cell phone. He has every fancy gadget you can imagine. PSP, IPad, you name it. Yet when we go on dates, he assumes I'm paying. I even had to pay his cellphone bill last month.
He also flirts with every girl he sees, sometimes ignores me for days at a time, and isn't capable of intelligent conversation.
I hate him and want to leave him, but I'm scared no one would ever want a science nerd like me, and I should just accept what I have.
(For visuals, this is me, the one on the cellphone http://s300.photobucket.com/albums/nn2/animall0versister/?action=view&current=untitled.jpg
Please help. I can't do this for much longer.

Please help. I can't do this for much longer.

P.s. Sex life? Forget it. Never got to second base. Grr. He doesn't want to know.
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QUESTION:
need help picking names for the characters in my new story... ?
girl 1) pin straight long black hair. fair skin and intense green eyes. she's those really tomboyish, laid back and go with the flow types. she's really chill, and doesn't talk much, but when she's got something to say, its usually funny and interesting. she loves the energy drink monster, and skateboarding. she's an awesome artist and can write amazing poetry. she's naturally very pretty but with her tomboy cloths and attitude, her good looks hide. i was thinking something like Hailey...

girl 2) she's very preppy, happy, and she's always involved in school activities. she loves to dance to her favorite up beat songs. she's really smart, too. she isn't very naturally pretty, but she has amazing, expensive cloths, brown eyes and short brown hair. many guys fall for her, and her life is filled with boys and drama. she has a LOT of friends, too. i was thinking paige...

girl 3) this girl is REALLY smart, and takes her grades very seriously. a straight A student like her would freak out if she got a b. she isn't so pretty, and she tries real hard to fit in and be cool, but sometimes makes a fool out of herself. she's loud and sometimes obnoxious. she's very funny. she's usually the best student in class. she doesn't have many friends, but she's okay with it. she is often jealous of how many guys fall over girl 2, and once girl 2 had an affair with the guy she was in love with, which made her very angry. i was thinking natalie..

guy 1) he's super funny and really athletic. girl 1 used to have a crush on him a longg time ago, and he found out. but then the next year she tried avoiding him as much as possible, although she had a feeling he sort of liked her too. and unfortunately, they had alot of classes together, and they were assigned to sit right next to each other.

guy 2) he used to be a nerd, but then made a HUGE change and became a hottie. girls are all over him, and he loves it. he tries hard to be funny, and girls love it. he's really hot and really smart too. girl 2 has a major crush on him, but she denies it.

guy 3) he is also very good looking and smart. girl 3 was best friends with him in 5th grade, enemies in 6th grade, and from 7th grade and on.. they pretty much started to ignored each other. ever since she met him, girl 3 has been in love with him. girl 2 once sort of had a little affair with him, which made girl 3 often jealous.

the 3 girls are best friends, and the 3 guys are best friends. i'm writing a little story.. dont know the whole plot yet,so if u could help out with that a little it would help. but i just need help with names for now.
- ANSWER:
  1- Sammie, Brooke
  2- Paige, Megan
  3- Hannah, Taylor
  4- Carter, Jason
  5- Jacob, Trevor
  6- Blake, Hayden
  
  Good luck!
QUESTION:
How to Not Feel Depressed ????
Im 14 && I Cant Do Anything because of My Parents . They Dont Let me go Anywhere && All My friends Can Do Whatever They Want . I Always miss Out on So much With Them . Now I have The Chance to See Them && They Never Hit me Up Anymore. :/ i Dont Wanna Call Them First because I Want To See If They Rlly Wanna Hang out With me Still. I Go To This School Which Seems Like a Private School But itsz Not, but Theres A Bunch of nerds And Ive only Made Friends With a Few people. Im hating it . I had To Move Schools . Im Ganna See All my Old Friends Again next Year in Highschool but I dont know What To Do Now. ;/ Should I drink Coffee Or Energy Drinks or Something ? Im Also Very Outgoing And Make Friends Easily .
- ANSWER:
QUESTION:
why are people sutch ***********?
ok well first off im 15 and im pretty much nerd i have A's in science and math and im a pc wiz. ok but to the point ok the other day i went to a walmart to buy some mosnters and redbuls concidering im a gamer and this B***h tells me that sence im udner 18 i cannot purchase the engery drinks she was liek 50 or soemthing i was liek waht ive boughten liek 12 form here at this same coutner before when i was liek 12 ok and so i didnt want to make it a big dealy so i left and on "accident"i droped a few and she had to pick em up. but stil lwth and i ended up going to a walgreens and getting my energy drinks.
lol i wasnt down or anything i was just liek wtf why? and yes i have liek a D in english ok
- ANSWER:
  Energy drinks allegedly destroy the brain cells that allow you to read and write correctly. Perhaps you should give them up if you notice your not able to write in a legible way people can understand.
QUESTION:
How do I deal with my friend?
Before I just knew him in school but towards the end of the year and over this summer I gotten to know him better and HE IS CRAZY BONKERS ECCENTRIC. He is extremely good at hiding things and only letting people see what he wants you too it seems. When I first met him he was a freindly indivitual a gentlemen at heart. Now over the summer it's like he has totaly changed it seems, well more of him has been unvailed.

During the School year he wears a Polo (like every color) with a white undershirt, long jeans or dress pants with Addais Shoes or Dress Shoes. Extremely well Groomed. Very shy. I saw him a couple times a day we were freindly, he is freinds with everyone. No Enemies period everyone loves him, likes him, or doesn't care. He's part of the SGA here. That was about it I don't know what he did outside of school but if he was invited to events hosted by students he showed up and had a good time.

Now Summer he is insane seriously he is... he is going to D-I-E. This is what he wore last Friday and I saw him today(sunday) as well, he never changed, Graphic Tee, Sunglasses(Retro Block Nerd type), Cargo Shorts, and Flip Flops; All of this matching and coordinated which just started as well. I asked him what he did, he was bored and this is what he told me.

"Well I woke up at around 8am Friday went to class then worked out did my 35/70 on cycle and lifting. I finished my assignments and errands all by 3 pm. Went and met with some friends, We went to walmart and got like 5 2 dollar pizzas and watched movies till dark. Then the fun started, we have 2 rules 'If you see flashing cops run' and 'Don't rat just buy time for everyone else'. We climbed a bunch of private and public buildings. Everything was good till we accidently went over a fence on a military annex base thingy, anyways we figured out quickly soon as the flood lights hit us we jumped back over and ran. We eventualy got found by some county boys thankfully my freind knew the one that found us, we explained our selves that we didn't know it was military and just thought it was a warehouse. He let us go around 11pm. We then went swimming back at my freinds till like 4 or 5 am. I then went for a run with my freind back to the other freinds house where my car was parked (15 miles). We got there and Showered I didn't have a set of cloathes so I just threw my shit in the wash and cleaned up. We then downed a bunch of energy drinks and went to the Drag Strip. There I found some old freinds and they were part of a team and we hung out for awhile. I helped them fix their dragster they needed a extra set of hands for taking off the body to check something in the electrical harness. I overheard something about the transmssion and nitro. So we continued to chill with them they brought us down into the Pit with them and bought us some plugs cause that shit is loud. My they got a 2.42 run it was great they beat the guy by like .8-.9 seconds. We drove with the crew to the recovery area and helped them tow the car back to their trailer. Me, Mitch and my old freinds got something to eat in the VIP Building. Watched some more drags till they ran their next race which would be on their team's bike. I got to sit on it with it running behind the pit. They won I don't remimber the time but it was a tie... crazy shit happened down there. We went around and got a bunch of free stuff with our new obtained VIP passes. Later on got in this huge tailgate party. We got smashed, I don't remimber anything... But I woke up with high octane fule,oil,dirt,blood that was mine and some that wasn't, beer, piss, and some other stuff. It was like 9 am when I woke up... my freind wouldn't wake up so I went and got the car and brought it over and threw him in there. I went to your church, got some looks,laughs and smiles as I carryed my passed out friend into church.(I saw him do this...) My friend woke up in church and freaked out a little but I calmed him down quickly and service went on. Then we both linked up with you and now we're going to sunday school." So After Sunday School I asked him what next and he grinned... and said "I'm not sure if we can get home quick I'm gonna try to make one of the afternoon flights to go sky diving. If not, I'm gonna drive down to some of my mudding spots a hour south, want to come?"

How do I approach this new side? He also likes me I know cause he asked me out but my best freind said that he told his freind that he still likes me but doesn't have a crush anymore.
Once he said he lives life like a movie.
- ANSWER:
  That sounds remarkably like a really bad movie that I can't remember the name of.
  
  Just let him do his thing, and you do your thing.
QUESTION:
ugh homecoming help please!!!!?
So me and my friend Jamison have been best friends (im a girl hes a guy) for 4 years now. Were both freshman in high school. In 6th grade we became friends but than 7-8th grade he went to a different middle school but yet we stayed besties the whole time and now we are in the saem high school and we meet every morning and hang out (he chooses me over his friends) and we've always had some innocent flirtaions y'know and one day he went to a concert (with a friend of his, whom i don't like) and he had like 10 energy drinks and a beer and was contact high (as in ppl around him were high, not him) and it was like yknow adrenaline high and he was texting me like the first one was a random "ur hot" and thats just not him and his texting was really scaring me so i told him I didn't want to be friends with him until he figured this out. My parents were proud of me. Too bad i was miserable and quickly realized i couldn't live without him. I texted him asking him to take me back. I know i know, that sounds like such a low self esteem teenage girl thing. But really, I KNOW im naiive. At least im smart enough to know that enough to be careful of it. But i'm not the low self esteem type of girl, i respect myself. But anyway, i asked him back. He said he didn't enjoy his fav bands after that and his friends caled him a 'party pooper' and said he was thinking about me and how much he wanted to call me and apologize and he said sorry at least 20x and so did i. I'm glad this whole epidemic happened because 1) I relaized that i think I'm in love with him and 2) it made our relationship SO much stronger...
Ever since than its been so... perfect idk how to explain so EASY not awkward just friends hanging out and were ALWAYS getting teased about this and even teachers tease like 'oh r u 2 dating' or 'u guys would make the best couple' and we know eachother like the back of our hands and we hung out and watch movies and ugh im sorry this is long im just venting to ppl
But i do have a Q u can skip to the end if u rly want to but examples ok; tuesday i brought hiim a candy bar to share and he brought me a fuzzy purple hat (this was b4 school in the morning) than after school we met and he walked me to my bus as always. I had the hat on and he had these big goofy black nerd glasses on and when we got to my bus he smiled and said
"you don't deserve the fuzzy hat" and he took it off me and put it on his head, than he took his glasses off and put them on me and later he said i looked rly cute with them on.
and yesterday and this morning we've been like idk getting really close like physcially like jokingly holding hands like he'll be like 'ooh ima punch u in the face' and ill be like noooo and hold his hands away and he always gets really close to me like if i take a step back he takes a step forward and our arms touch all the time and its sooo cute
But my issue is: not issue but he asked me to homecoming and I already bought a dress and ughh its really pretty and i know hes gonna look handsome and his dad and him are picking me up and im so exited its next week, on saturday (its thursday right now or it will be in the morning when i get to bed its almost midnight, wednesday) and im kinda nervious

when ur at homecoming like.... is EVERY1 on teh dancefloor dancing? or are ther ppl talking on the sidelines like can u explain it to me and... slow songs? (i told Jamison this and he said he woujld <3 to slow dance with me...)
thx =)
- ANSWER:
  uhh...well there are a bunch of people on the dance floor like normal and admin is walking around and stuff but at my school they open up the pool area and have karoke and tables and food set up so people can go and eat and hang out. it's a great experience. have fun(:
  
  i read it all btw
QUESTION:
Are you a Redneck,Cowgirl/Cowboy,Social Butterfly,Whore,Slacker,Raver,Hippie,Goody Goody,Band Geek,Choir Nerd?
Redneck

[ ] Elvis is still alive.
[ ] I hunt.
[ ] I fish.
[ ] I own something camouflage.
[ ] I eat venison
[ ] I live in the country.
[ ] Someone in my family has the name Billy.
[ ] I own a bunch of junk I don't need.
[ ] I have over 10 pets.
[ ] I drive a big truck with huge tires.
[ ] I wear a cowboy hat.
[ ] I've ridden a tractor before.
[ ] My jeans are always dirty.
[ ] I have a southern accent.
[ ] I say y'all.
[ ] Yankees can frick off.
[ ] I buy everything at Wal-Mart.
[ ] I'm kind of poor.
[ ] I've caught a fish then ate it before.
[ ] I work hard.

Cowgirl/Cowboy

[ ] I live on a farm.
[ ] I own at least 2 horses.
[ ] I own a pair of cowboy boots.
[ ] I own a cowboy hat.
[ ] (Girls) I always wear my hair in two braids.
[ ] I ride a tractor.
[ ] I live in a small town.
[ ] I've lived in Texas before.
[ ] I wear flannel shirts.( I'm wearing on right now...;-
[ ] I wear overalls.
[ ] I say y'all and howdy.
[ ] I have other animals on a farm.
[ ] I've been in a rodeo before.
[ ] I've ridden a mechanical bull before.
[ ] I love home cooking, country style.
[ ] I always wear my cowboy hat, even in restaurants.
[ ] I say yee-haw!
[ ] I've went to horse races before.
[ ] I love cowboy movies.
[ ] I square dance.

Social Butterfly

[ ] I have a lot of friends.
[ ] I get along with everybody.
[ I enjoy talking to different people.
[ ] I'm a people person.
[ ] I love having tons of fun.
[ ] People come to me for advice.
[ ] People take an instant liking to me.
[ ] It seems that people always want to talk to me or hang out with me.
[ ] I can relate to Ferris Buller.
[ ] Everybody thinks I'm awesome.
[ ] I'm not in any clique; I'm friends with people from every clique.
[ ] I can turn an antisocial person nice.
[ ] I talk to at least one different person a day.
[ ] I'm pretty cheerful.
[ ] I'm involved in something, like a club, that allows me to meet new people.
[ ] I never want to argue with people.
[ ] I love talking.
[ ] I always have fun doing anything.
[ ] I'm optimistic.
[ ] I have over 150 friends on my IM or cell phone book.

Whore

[ ] I've had at least 10 boy/girlfriends.
[ ] I've hooked up with a random guy/girl whose name I didn't know.
[ ] I'm not a virgin.
[ ] I've made out with at least 20 different guys.
[ ] I dress like a slut, sure.
[ ] I'm a bitch and I know it.
[ ] I use my body to get what I want.
[ ] I've hooked up with someone for money before.
[ ] I've done things I regret while high or drunk.
[ ] I've dated someone at least 3 years older than me.
[ ] I party often.
[ ] I get drunk all the time.
[ ] Other girls give me dirty looks a lot.
[ ] I've gotten in trouble for what I've worn before.
[ ] I've had my thong show before on purpose.
[ ] I have random piercings.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[ ] Guys flirt with me all the time.
[ ] I act really ditzy.
[ ] I've cheated on my boyfriend before.

Slacker

[ ] I'm failing 2 or more classes.
[ ] I sleep past noon on weekends.
[ ] I miss a lot of school.
[ ] I'm late for school often.
[ ] I don't have a job.
[ ] All I do is pig out and play video games/watch TV.
[ ] I don't take care of myself.
[ ] I've done drugs before.
[ ] I don't do my homework.
[ ] I sleep all the time.
[ ] I'm bored constantly.
[ ] People tell me I need to try harder.
[ ] I'm on the computer 24/7.
[ ] I admit it, I slack off with everything.
[ ] I do everything half-assed.
[ ] I'm not going to college, ever.
[ ] School is for dorks.
[ ] I don't have any ambition in life.
[ ] People tell me I need to get a life.
[ ] They need to, not me.

Raver

[ ] I party all the time.
[ ] Glow Sticks kick ass.
[ ] I love nightclubs.
[ ] I love decking out in body glitter and rhinestones.
[ ] I have tons of energy.
[ ] I love to dance.
[ ] I go out nearly every night.
[ ] I meet lots of people at parties and clubs.
[ ] I've DJ'd before.
[ ] I've taken a party drug before.
[ ] I love fog machines.
[ ] I have crazy dance moves
[ ] I sleep all day and party all night.
[ ] Techno music is life.
[ ] I love popping pills, especially X.
[ ] I love neon body paint.
[ ] I shake my ass in clubs.
[ ] I've grinded before.
[ ] I've made a 'sandwich' with other people.
[ ] I've bought more drugs at clubs than anywhere else.

Hippie

[ ] I'm a tree hugger.
[ ] I want to save the earth.
[ ] Smoking pot is herbal and natural.
[ ] I'm comfortable with nudity.
[ ] I have long hair.
[ ] I make the peace sign a lot.
[ ] I'm stuck in the 60's.
[ ] I'm a vegan or vegetarian.
[ ] Animals shouldn't be eaten.
[ ] I love tye dye.
[ ] I've made tye dye stuff before.
[ ] I wish I was alive when Woodstock happened.
[ ] I love 60's music.
[ ] I'm always chilled out.
[ ] I love those cute headbands you wear on your head.
[ ] I have crimpy hair with little braids.
[ ] I wear bell bottoms.
[ ] I say groovy all the time.
[ ] I love smiley faces.
[ ] I'm a naturalist
LOL i cant belive some of you guys really answered this full out!! YOU GUYS ROCK@@
- ANSWER:
  Redneck
  
  [ ] Elvis is still alive.
  [ ] I hunt.
  [ ] I fish.
  [ ] I own something camouflage.
  [ ] I eat venison
  [ ] I live in the country.
  [x as a nickname ] Someone in my family has the name Billy.
  [x ] I own a bunch of junk I don't need.
  [ ] I have over 10 pets.
  [ ] I drive a big truck with huge tires.
  [ ] I wear a cowboy hat.
  [ ] I've ridden a tractor before.
  [ ] My jeans are always dirty.
  [ ] I have a southern accent.
  [x lol sometimes ] I say y'all.
  [ ] Yankees can frick off.
  [ ] I buy everything at Wal-Mart.
  [ ] I'm kind of poor.
  [ ] I've caught a fish then ate it before.
  [ ] I work hard.
  
  Cowgirl/Cowboy
  
  [ ] I live on a farm.
  [ ] I own at least 2 horses.
  [ ] I own a pair of cowboy boots.
  [ ] I own a cowboy hat.
  [ ] (Girls) I always wear my hair in two braids.
  [ ] I ride a tractor.
  [ ] I live in a small town.
  [ ] I've lived in Texas before.
  [ ] I wear flannel shirts.
  [ ] I wear overalls.
  [ ] I say y'all and howdy.
  [ ] I have other animals on a farm.
  [ ] I've been in a rodeo before.
  [ ] I've ridden a mechanical bull before.
  [ ] I love home cooking, country style.
  [ ] I always wear my cowboy hat, even in restaurants.
  [ ] I say yee-haw!
  [ ] I've went to horse races before.
  [ ] I love cowboy movies.
  [ ] I square dance.
  
  Social Butterfly
  
  [x ] I have a lot of friends.
  [x usually ] I get along with everybody.
  [x] I enjoy talking to different people.
  [x ] I'm a people person.
  [x ] I love having tons of fun.
  [x ] People come to me for advice.
  [? don't know! ] People take an instant liking to me.
  [ ] It seems that people always want to talk to me or hang out with me.
  [ ] I can relate to Ferris Buller.
  [ ] Everybody thinks I'm awesome.
  [x ] I'm not in any clique; I'm friends with people from every clique.
  [ ] I can turn an antisocial person nice.
  [ ] I talk to at least one different person a day.
  [x ] I'm pretty cheerful.
  [ ] I'm involved in something, like a club, that allows me to meet new people.
  [ ] I never want to argue with people.
  [x ] I love talking.
  [ ] I always have fun doing anything.
  [x ] I'm optimistic.
  [x ] I have over 150 friends on my IM or cell phone book.
  
  Whore
  
  [ ] I've had at least 10 boy/girlfriends.
  [ ] I've hooked up with a random guy/girl whose name I didn't know.
  [x ] I'm not a virgin.
  [ ] I've made out with at least 20 different guys.
  [ ] I dress like a slut, sure.
  [ ] I'm a ***** and I know it.
  [ ] I use my body to get what I want.
  [ ] I've hooked up with someone for money before.
  [ ] I've done things I regret while high or drunk.
  [ ] I've dated someone at least 3 years older than me.
  [ ] I party often.
  [ ] I get drunk all the time.
  [ ] Other girls give me dirty looks a lot.
  [x ] I've gotten in trouble for what I've worn before.
  [ ] I've had my thong show before on purpose.
  [ ] I have random piercings.
  [ ] I have a tattoo.
  [x ] Guys flirt with me all the time.
  [ ] I act really ditzy.
  [ ] I've cheated on my boyfriend before.
  
  Slacker
  
  [ ] I'm failing 2 or more classes.
  [ ] I sleep past noon on weekends.
  [ ] I miss a lot of school.
  [ ] I'm late for school often.
  [ ] I don't have a job.
  [ ] All I do is pig out and play video games/watch TV.
  [ ] I don't take care of myself.
  [ ] I've done drugs before.
  [ ] I don't do my homework.
  [ ] I sleep all the time.
  [x ] I'm bored constantly.
  [ ] People tell me I need to try harder.
  [ ] I'm on the computer 24/7.
  [ ] I admit it, I slack off with everything.
  [x lol not everything ] I do everything half-assed.
  [ ] I'm not going to college, ever.
  [ ] School is for dorks.
  [ ] I don't have any ambition in life.
  [ ] People tell me I need to get a life.
  [ ] They need to, not me.
  
  Raver
  
  [ ] I party all the time.
  [ ] Glow Sticks kick ***.
  [x ] I love nightclubs.
  [ ] I love decking out in body glitter and rhinestones.
  [x ] I have tons of energy.
  [x ] I love to dance.
  [ ] I go out nearly every night.
  [ ] I meet lots of people at parties and clubs.
  [ ] I've DJ'd before.
  [ ] I've taken a party drug before.
  [x ] I love fog machines.
  [x ] I have crazy dance moves
  [ ] I sleep all day and party all night.
  [ ] Techno music is life.
  [ ] I love popping pills, especially X.
  [ ] I love neon body paint.
  [ ] I shake my *** in clubs.
  [x ] I've grinded before.
  [x ] I've made a 'sandwich' with other people.
  [ ] I've bought more drugs at clubs than anywhere else.
  
  Hippie
  
  [ ] I'm a tree hugger.
  [ ] I want to save the earth.
  [ ] Smoking pot is herbal and natural.
  [ ] I'm comfortable with nudity.
  [x at my boobs ] I have long hair.
  [ ] I make the peace sign a lot.
  [ ] I'm stuck in the 60's.
  [ ] I'm a vegan or vegetarian.
  [ ] Animals shouldn't be eaten.
  [ ] I love tye dye.
  [ ] I've made tye dye stuff before.
  [ ] I wish I was alive when Woodstock happened.
  [x ] I love 60's music.
  [ ] I'm always chilled out.
  [ ] I love those cute headbands you wear on your head.
  [ ] I have crimpy hair with little braids.
  [ ] I wear bell bottoms.
  [ ]
QUESTION:
Proof that he tried to "kill me"-what should I do now?
This was a year and a half ago: I randomly roomed in a 2b/2b dorm with some guy-let’s call him “Steve”- that wasn't even supposed to live there. His friend-“Bill” was going to room with me but, he decided he wanted to move in with is girlfriend so; “Bill” let “Steve” take his room illegally (no subleasing at this dorm) which became a problem right off the bat because if “Steve” and “Bill” ever got caught I would get kicked out too.
“Steve” and I got along okay for a few weeks until I noticed some weird quirks about this guy.
1. He never came out of his room.
2. He would complain to me that there were “ghosts” in his room and even asked me to help him “rid of evil spirits”.
3. Kept asking me to give him cash. (By this time, I’m starting to think he’s a crack-head.)
4. Was married to some girl but, he’d always have different girls coming in and out. I don’t mind girls at all in the dorm but, these girls looked like crack-head hookers.

Soon enough, the first semester was coming to an end until “Steve” who is supposed to be “Bill” got a notice that we owed the office 00 in late payments + 0 for elec. The elec. bill is under one persons name and it was under “Bill’s” before he moved out so, I would have to give my check to “Bill” and he’d handle it. I took my check receipt invoices from the bank and all of my rent receipts as well and got cleared by the office.
Finally, the office caught that “Bill” was sub-leasing so, “Bill” got evicted and “Steve” was forced to sign the lease to “Bill’s” room which they weren’t happy about because “Steve” had to pay 00+800+1500 for signing in etc. and “Bill” had to surrender about 6 months of rent within a week. Somewhere along the line they started to blame me because they said that I could have made an “excuse” to the office to “save their ass out of trouble”. I’m a pretty good guy and I’m always willing to help out other people but, in this case I don’t know how I could have possibly helped out. Maybe if they had paid their rent and elec. bills on time none of this would have happened.
Anyhow, after that incident “Steve” started to vandalize my property like: breaking my game consoles: xbox, wii, ps3, ps2, gamecube, etc.
When asking “Steve” about it he’d say it wasn’t him so, I’d joke and be like: “Maybe it’s those freaks in your head telling you to do stuff, right?” Which wasn’t a good idea because then he started to go on a screaming spree.
I no longer wanted to room with this guy because he was flat out weird and a pussy so, I told the office about him taking my things and breaking my stuff so, he got evicted too.

I still wanted to get him for breaking my consoles but, the office said there was no proof.

Now, fast forward to 2010: Recently, “Steve” has been bragging around to his nerds that he “kicked my ass” and “broke all of my consoles” and even went as far as to :“bleaching my water, putting eye drops into my food, and pouring powdered ammonia into my energy drinks.”

I don’t know where to go from here. I did have a police report a year and a half ago about the game consoles but, I have long forgotten about that report number.
I also have an ER report around that time when I had unexpected vomiting and the doctor had said the cause was that I had been “poisoned” but, there was no way I could prove this and had not even known the douche bag was putting stuff into my water and food.

What can I do about this?
- ANSWER:
  You'll need one of the nerd friends to go with you to the police and testify against Steve. Take the upstanding witness to the police. No witness then it is hearsay. Watch how you present this to the police. Take this question as a lesson. All the police will be interested about up front is: You filed a report back then and now 2010 you have a witness. Had to have been awful! I fear that this has been eating at you for 2 years and as much as you deserve justice it may be time to stop poisoning yourself.
QUESTION:
Does someone have a link to this song or knows where i can find this?
"Red Cup" by Ryno Chichella - ft. A-Dogg & Joolz

Lyrics:
Yeah...

Watchin' Fast And Furious with my red cup.
Yellin' at my parents with my red cup.
Doin' meth amphetamines with my red cup.
Not cleanin' my room with my red cup.

Bein' insecure with my red cup.
Makin' fun of nerds with my red cup.
Failin' algebra with my red cup.
Takin' Myspace pictures with my red cup.

Disrespectin' women with my red cup.
Textin' while drivin' with my red cup.
Watchin' Scarface with my red cup.
Watchin' Afro Samurai with my red cup.

Shoppin' at Pac Sun with my red cup.
Wearin' plaid shorts with my red cup.
Eatin' at Chipotle with my red cup.
Showin' off my muscles with my red cup.

(Whispered)

Red cup.
Red cup.
Got my red cup.
Red cup.
Red cup.
Got my red cup.
Red cup
Red cup.
Ready red cup.
Red cup
Red cup.
Got my red cup.

Wearin' wife-beaters with my red cup.
Playin' beer pong with my red cup.
Not goin' to school with my red cup.
Lookin' at faux-hawks with my red cup.

Listenin' to Lil Wayne with my red cup.
Watchin' ESPN with my red cup.
Listenin' to Linkin Park with my red cup.
Wearin' flip flops with my red-red cup.

Gettin' hella hyphy with my red cup.
Drinkin' energy drinks with my red cup.
Beatin' on my girlfriend with my red cup.
Spiderman backpack with my red cup.

Doin' keg-stands with my red cup.
Emotionally disconnected with my red cup.
Stereotypical teen with my red cup.
Contributing nothing to society with my red cup.

(Whispered)

Red cup.
Red cup.
Got my red cup.
Red cup.
Red cup.
Got my red cup.
Red cup
Red cup.
Got my red cup.
Red cup
Red cup.
Got my red...

Sprayin' Febreze with my red cup.
Lovin' Michael Bay with my red cup.
Drinkin' Jack Daniels with my red cup.
Lovin' fart jokes with my red cup.

Callin' people "bros" with my red cup.
Playin' Call of Duty with my red cup.
Goin' to juvie with my red cup.
Useless human being with my red cup.

Crashin' my car with my red cup.
Drinkin' my red cup with my red cup.
Wearin' skate shoes with my red cup.
Callin' people names with my red cup.

Drinkin' Rock Stars with my red cup.
Listenin' to Sublime with my red cup.
Playin' paintball with my red cup.
Wearin' studded belts with my red cup.

(Whispered)

Red cup.
Red cup.
I got my red cup.
Red cup.
Red cup.
I got my red cup.
Red cup
Red cup.
I got my red cup.
Red cup
Red cup.
Got my red cup.

Red cup.
Red cup.
Got my red cup.
Red cup.
Got my red, got...
Got your red cup.
Ready ready red red cup.
I got my red cup.
Are you ready for my red cup?
Ready?
- ANSWER:
QUESTION:
What American food brands aren't available in Europe?
Here's a list, which ones are or aren't available in Europe?
Also, any others you can think of?

Nerds
Sweet Tarts
Jolly Rancher
Skittles
Lifesavers
Reese's
Milk Duds
Mounds
M&M
3 Musketeers
Twix
Snickers
Hershey Kisses
Twizzlers
Mike & Ikes
Laffy Taffy
Air Heads
Dots

-Drinks-
Mountain Dew
Vanilla Coke
5-Hour Energy
Cream Soda

Twinkies
Oreos
Cheetos
Fritos
Gushers
Fruit Roll-Ups
- ANSWER:
  You can find pretty much all of them in Europe, if you go to American food importers. Many major cities have a small American shop, or at least a couple of shelves in larger grocery stores. But how widely available they are depends on country.
  
  The only ones I've seen in Norway are: skittles, mounds, m&m, mountain dew, vanilla coke, oreos. There are other Norwegian products that resemble some of the American ones (cheetos and cream soda) but they aren't produced by the same companies.
  
  And now I have a craving for chewy sweet tarts, thanks
QUESTION:
What would you think of a person like this?
Here's the deal this guy:

Doesn't smoke, drink, do drugs, or have illicit sex.

He is aware of most if not all of his personality flaws and has actively been working on becoming more patient, joyful, understanding, and forgiving. He has had a lot of success with this over the past 1.5 years. His biggest flaws are being judgmental, having a quick temper, being stubborn, and being a bit of a sourpuss.
He is very philosophical, determined, loyal, trustworthy, intelligent, intuitive and does not mind doing loads of volunteer work. He also is fairly wise for his age.
He is in shape, has been told he is easy on the eyes, and is in his mid 20s. He has long hair.
He is an Eagle Scout, a Martial artist, a nerd, and a good writer.
He hopes to start working on getting a degree in acupuncture soon.

And now the reason I post this here: he has spiritual leanings in Quakerism, Buddhism, Paganism (Druidic and Norse), likes metaphysics, and can do energy work/magic. He has never been baptized.
And now for the reason I posted this.

It was to make the argument that a decent, albeit flawed, person can follow a moral code without being Christian. It seems, however, that most people either concentrated on the flaws, or the lack of faith in Christianity. Very few of you actually saw the point that I was trying to illustrate.

I wonder, if I had listed this person as a devout Christian and did not list their flaws, how some of you would have thought.

The reason he does not follow a Christian God is because he sees several different messages that are being preached and which contradict each other. He knows very well that if a person is very judgmental, they cannot be very compassionate.

I wish all of you the best of luck on your paths.
- ANSWER:
  Sounds like a good person who is working on himself while being a good person to others. If his belief system is a little different from average - I don't really care.
QUESTION:
I'm freaked out now - do you think this could be diabetes?
Okay, well I know quite a bit about diabetes, I'm one of those nerds that in spare time I research diseases and stuff.. yeah, anyways, so I know a lot about it...

i'll describe my symptoms (i'm 14 years old, and 118lbs/53kg... i think that's okay. )

so, this past month and a bit, i've been on my long 8.5 week school break, and I've just noticed how tired i am... and just how generally weak i feel.. i have no motivation to do ANYTHING but flop infront of the tv or computer... i used to have a lot of energy at certain times of the day, straight after i've eaten... you know... so anyways, i just thought that it may be due to the fact i'm not doing much exercise now...
so the past couple days, I started doing some jump rope/skipping for about 30 minutes, thinking that i would get really energised after sweating and getting my heart rate up a bit..
but i was exhausted, i didn't have any energy.. and it really just felt like shıt after exercising for a bit...
that's one symptom.

i haven't been going to the bathroom anymore than usual, but thirst wise... i do get a little bit thirstier before bed? I don't think it's from dehyrdation.. i drink at LEAST 1.5L a day... today i had about 1.6.. and i know you're supposed to get 2, but yeah, i used to drink way less than that... so ?

another thing is, that everytime i lay down and get up, the room spins and i get all dizzy for a couple seconds and stars shine in my eyes... that's basically all the time now... so i don't know if that's got something to do with it...

I have ALSO noticed that my pulse is always pretty high... my resting heartbeat is about 100-120? isn't it supposed to be pretty low?

Also, and this is probably due to the fact it is BLOODY hot here in australia, but i get random sweats quite a bit...like once every day or two, like hot flushes... and no i'm not going through menopause...lolol? dunno if that's a sign...

um
i have a broken blood vessel in my eye? is that bad??? ... second time in past two-three weeks (got one a couple weeks ago...)

i don't really have headaches, but TODAY.. i did have this random headache while laying on the couch, and i wasn't dehydrated, so ?

also, my foot went numb and i wasn't sitting on it, about two weeks ago.. they go to sleep very easily, especially my right foot when i'm leaning on it a little.

SO YEAH...
sorry that's so long...
any ideas?

am i just paranoid and is this just from the heat?

thankyou in advance.

- olivia. (my sister's account...)
- ANSWER:
  Probably a lot of it is heat related. Fatigue, rapid heart rate, thirst are all byproducts of a hot environment and if you don't stay adequately hydrated, symptoms are going to be more pronounced.
  
  With that said, everyone should have checkups periodically and if you are not feeling well, this would be a good time. You need to explain your symptoms to your doctor and he or she will order some lab work if warranted. If you don't have a family history of diabetes, it's less likely that you are suffering from diabetes, but better safe than sorry.
  
  Body parts falling asleep when compressed isn't unusual either, really.
  
  As far as the broken blood vessel in your eye, sometimes if you have lifted a heavy object, coughed or sneezed hard, they can occur. You may have rubbed your eye in your sleep. Then other times, there is no known cause. You can ask your doctor to check that out as well.
QUESTION:
Haha will hi die? 10pttss.?
I just chugged 30 0.5mg of Xanax tablets, 3laxatives and 20 enalapril maleate tablets, 10 scerts of nasal spray, 5 aspirins, and hugged, air Freshener nail Polish remover, drank a tea spoon of nail Polish remover with Snapple and I juster well u get the point this this bad and I took it all under n hour I feel fine just very calm foggy like u say on tired very relaxed likecreally keep for getjngveverying my vision is blurred I get getting giggyly over every everything I'd u tell MD u about to die I'd be like of that's nice jags I'm just so mellow aliitle headache blurry slow moterskillz can't focus keep forgetting Evey easaliy I feel very in the mood and just my minds blank Ha it treks feels Luke in on rollir cistern MT minds black n bi feel Luke sitting Herr NY legged ate numb my hole bode Kuzik is tigly I wanna dance its a good thing MT phone ha outonatic spell fixer BC I'm Jacob troble typing and just after all the things I'm saying u forget my um saying ur isn't that bad Hans it takes me 30 seconds yo move my head. Very slow moder codenations very slow I'm Luke don't I sound stupid I'm hugrrg and I nerd healthy I newness is this nsd I keep forgetting Goa to spell an English is my mlnativeclanfuve only one I speak in damn I'm talking to much n I forgot avatar this was about bytci rbibk I do I need medical attention for this I feel beeyervtbeb fine nut I mean I ggeetonf keep forgeries g what I wad saying n OMG hamhaha it tskex MD 5 seconds to turn my head 2 minutes to get up I get up n forget y I for up my minds blank I'm seeing these differ t misty colors ob my wall its so pretty io in I'm very very dizzy n feel fair immediate II lostost my energy takes me seconds to ya ahh its taeks me 4 secs to turn ma headget up when i move my eyes and looks ierodn i get very dizzy my minds blank as f im really hungry and total loss of energy i llok at the wall and its about of diffret colors tis so pretty im in heaven everyinthigng sos slow my talkin, mlving damn my feet
- ANSWER:
  yes n i like piopsicles an clds and buterflies amd ice cream on col says with a jagur xar in gargare vrom vro,m i love shark week cociane whore slut bitch , ......hahaha stop faking homie you are fine. lol
QUESTION:
Has anyone ever expirenced this too?
On yet another brisk day in cold, cold Canada, with the polar bears drinking their Coca-Cola and the whalers waving me a happy hello as I walked down the iceway to school, I felt a sense of bliss and happiness that can only come from being an innocent eight-year-old boy. Being a very precocious child, I deeply enjoyed school, and was always eager to get extra work that the other children didn't (a practice largely contributing to my massive unpopularity for the first sixteen years of my life). My school was a small, very old building in Sydney, Nova Scotia; it would later be torn down to make way for prefabricated houses.
I happily sat through my classes that morning, my third grade teacher talking with me listening attentively and laughing at her jokes, while others poked fingers, pencils, and other various objects into various orifices and threw various scoopings therefrom. After we started to talk about the ever-so-complex matter of plurality involving words ending with the letter X, I grew bored and took a bathroom break; I felt a little like I had to deposit a brown Twinkie.

I waddled off to the bathroom, as I was a pudgy, round little kid (attributing yet more to my gross unpopularity). Upon arriving, I sat my rump down upon the cold porcelain -- remember the polar bears -- and grunted my damnedest. I had not yet realized the way of Poodhism: only when you are at peace with yourself and with the toilet will the negative energy flow out of you. As a consequence, anyone entering the bathroom heard the odd, painful-sounding gruntings of a fat midget on the can.

I pushed and pushed like the Little Train That Could, except my anus was clearly his derailed brother, the Little Train That Couldn't. I resigned myself to standing up, wiping off just in case I'd shot out some raisins without my knowledge, and returning to the classroom. I really didn't like being questioned or confronted by teachers, because I always felt that the vegetative morons in the class (who could murder in front of you your sister, the teacher, and the Governor General, and walk away with no more than a wrist slap) deserved much more of the teacher's scoldings than I did. As a result, whenever confronted, I would respond somewhat sarcastically and harshly.

"What took so long in the bathroom?" my kind-but-inconsiderate teacher demanded in front of the class.

"My digestion," I snappily replied.

I was met with a scowl and a "sit down" accompanied by a plethora of comments from my ‘peers': "Oooh, dee-jess-shun!" "Nerd!" "Weiner!" "Cornelius!" (One really odd kid got kicks out of calling me "Cornelius"; to this day, I don't know why.)

The bell rang and I happily skipped out to the negative two-hundred-and-sixty-two schoolyard. I played, desperately trying to avoid succumbing to the harsh, brutal Canadian elements. And I downed a sandwich of leafy vegetables and mayonnaise, as I really just didn't like meat at the time.

(My lunch is relevant to my story, of course, because the sheer amount of fiber and near total lack of iron in my diet led to some pretty serious powershitting; I pinched loaves regularly three to five times daily. On this day, I hadn't. And this was odd -- very odd.)

We filed back into class upon the sounding of the ice-bell (basically the foghorn from a hockey game). We promptly sat down in our seats and prepared to continue our stimulating discussion on the letter X. It was around this time I felt pockets of gas and other nether-beings moving around down under -- like an Australian rebellion gone hostile, the southern inhabitants were attempting a bloody coup on my brown bastion.

"Hey, no problem," I thought to myself. After all, it was after lunch -- there was very little of the school day left, and I knew I could hold it until I could leave. I knew it, that is, until the proletariat poop in my southern realms, too long held prisoner by the abysmal treatment of my despotic colon, launched one more salvo on the bay doors, and I could feel sheer knife-like pains shooting all through my lower body.

This was going to be a horrific shit -- the kind of shit about which documentaries are made.

Realizing that I could hold it no longer, I raised my hand deftly into the air, waving somewhat urgently. "Yes, Matthew?" the teacher enquired.

"May I go to the bathroom?" I gruntingly replied.

"No. You went before lunch, and you had the entire lunch hour to go. So you stay here until we're done."

The horror!

I knew my doom was approaching. Choosing not to plead with the teacher, I instead decided to consult with the general minding the rebellion, which had now pushed well beyond the poop factory district and was pressing down the Hershey highway with the vigor of a mob only accurately depicted in the works of Mary Shelley. The general advised me that we should form a line; and so I clenched my butt cheeks so hard I swear I split atoms.

Like a row of riot police smashing batons down on filthy unwashed hippies, my ass cheeks faithfully guarded my grey sweatpants from the attackers pressing to put an end to free trade, critical thought, and clean clothing -- assailants wishing to put the last cherry on the cake sealing my unpopularity into the stones of time, ensuring I would be dateless and fat until I was sixty-two. My regard in the public eye was already all but demolished, as the previous week I had shown up to school in a Power Rangers costume, sure that no one would recognize me and that I would somehow have mystical Kung-Fu powers that would allow me to eradicate my oppressors. I had been mistaken.

The pressure grew to a point at which I was sure I would implode. My face was red and I was sweating and grunting loudly, occasionally letting out the odd, sharp-sounding, painfully hot fart. The kids around me knew the end was near and moved away like Englishmen avoiding plague-bearers. I waved my hand frantically to the teacher to allow me release; she denied me yet again.

And there I sat in a conundrum: not wanting to defy my teacher, but not wanting to destroy my life. I was at the pivotal crossroads at which every small child should stand at one point in his or her life: should I disobey the teacher and run to the bathroom, or should I utterly shit myself in front of my peers?

What happened next is terrible. When most people lose control of their bowels, a small lump of matter forces its way out of the anus, and out some more, until eventually you've soiled yourself. But I guess I'm not most people. While I was pondering the nature of defiance verses self-discipline in a heavily introspective debate, I lost control of the forces; and a deadly explosion finished off the rest of my riot police, leaving their scattered remains all about. I had lost control. A terrific and awe-inspiring CRACK of a fart escaped my anus, fueled by the sheer power of one-hundred percent refined green mucky diarrhea. The noise of the farting was a million times amplified by the hard wooden seat against which my ass was situated.

A torrent of green muck escaped me. I sat awestruck, not knowing what to do with myself. The torrent continued until the crap had literally gone down my leg and was now burning my skin with its acidic glop. Eventually my shoes filled with shit, a fact I never let on -- I don't know why shit in my shoes was more embarrassing than shit in my pants, but it was.

As I stood up, tears rolled down my young face. The back of my pants were absolutely saturated in sheer, vile feces. I walked to the bathroom, my shoes making the noises of rubber boots filled with water, splat-splat-splatting along the floor. I plunked myself into a stall and wept.

I ended up inspiring pity in the mother of one of my fellow students, an employee at the school. She gave me an extra pair of pants.

I packed the glob of shit-soaked filth into my backpack and left. I just left.

Thus began the most repulsive walk home I have ever endured.
- ANSWER:
  I had this misfortune but it was manifold more since I was a grownup man not a child like the questioner.I was living in what is called a 'chawl'(one or two room tenements in a multistory building with common lavarories) There are long queues in the morning at the water taps and the lavatories.. It is not unsual some of them are constipated while others are just-go-in-and--come--outs.I was the former and it neessitated to be inside the lavatory pretty early. One day I was a little late to get in and on ac count of the long queue outside faced constant knocking . AS luck would hve it my bowels had almost stuck work that day and refused al formed of cajoling. AT last the pounding became unearable and I decided to come out unrelieved. I did and the man at the top of the queue started to get in and at that very moment my bowel decided to answer my prayers. It sta rted to come out with such a force that I just pushed the aspirant and went inside and relieved myself. soiling my 'dhottee'in the process. I had to beseech the outsuders to run to my room and ask my sone to get a spare underpant quckly and they obliged(Bombaites normally do).When I almost snatched the underpant through the half open door and then meekly came out the soiled pant bndled,h a sheepish face not daring to look at anybody and almost ran to me quarters I could hear the peels and peels of laughter behind me.I may forget the state honour I received in service but not this ignomijy.
QUESTION:
What do you think my name should be?
What do I look like my name would be based on these pics?
http://s1201.photobucket.com/albums/bb345/kaosukirei/

If you want to add in my personality, I am the definition of Aquarius, I think. I live in chaos and disorder, high energy socially. I am artsy. I (obviously) love food, especially rare and unique foods or haute cuisine. I also love natural foods and yoga and the like, foreign languages and culture (particularly Japanese), puzzles, cats, Audrey Hepburn, comedy, and traveling all over. I am a Sonic nerd, but I also like other family-oriented games like Zelda. I'm boisterous and love hosting parties. I can be paranoid about people, especially guys. I can seem pretty radical in that I am Libertarian, but I value manners and morals to high extremes. I'm not religious, but I love studying religion (I love observing people in general,) and am a fan of the phrase "An' it harm none, do what you will." Golden rule stuff. I don't believe in heavy drinking or doing drugs, but I don't mind if other people do as long as it doesn't hurt them. I do what I want when I want, I like material things and people. I like the city and the stars. I love thunderstorms and playing in the rain. Modern and antique housing and cities <3. I want it all and I like a busy life.

What do you think? What would you name your daughter if you knew she would grow up to look and think like me? Also this is not about rating my looks, but what NAME I look like I should be called. Please stay on topic! <3 OK GO.
Like so far: Amanda, Selena, Luna. I can see how I look like a Katie, for sure. Maybe even how I look like a Leah.

Hahah do I come across as gothy @Mrs Lovett? Or do you just like gothy names? Not that I mind at all.

@Phunsukh27 Why cover letter? Is this a joke I'm missing? XD

@Savannah thanks! :> I'm glad you think I am interesting. I like being interesting. And LOUD. And funny. And other things, too, but my favorite is loud. <3
- ANSWER:
  Amanda. Or selena. A common but still unique name. It fits you
QUESTION:
Which story title do you like best?
1. Lioncrest
2. The Secret of 101 Lion's Breath Drive

Or you could help me come up with another title

Here is my story so far:

Boom! “What was that?” Linda screamed. The whole house shook for a few seconds. It was nothing like she had ever experienced. She looked out the window and everything seemed perfectly fine. The crisp cold air gently pillowed into the room. The street was eerily quiet and no one else seemed to be awakened.

“It must have been a transformer that exploded or something like that,” Dean explained in an overly tired manner.

Dean, Linda’s husband, had moved the family to their new home about a week ago. They lived in a peaceful town by the name of Blairston.

Now Blairston was not your average town, by no means. It laid in a quaint valley on the outskirts of Philadelphia where the farms were plenty and where the weather was always pristine.

The town had a population of about 3,000 and was quite renowned for its inviting and laid back atmosphere. Everybody kept to themselves and only got together during the annual Blairston Holiday Bash, in which 3 days were devoted to nonstop eating, drinking, singing, and dancing. What was different about Blairston then other towns was that a handful of the residents contained vast amounts of wealth, far beyond anyone’s imagination. For these select folks, life was carefree, and the Buckinghams happened to be among them.

“Luke, Emma, time for breakfast”, Linda yelled from the foyer the next morning.

The kids, full of energy, came running down the grand double staircase and entered into the kitchen.

“Mom, I don’t want to go to school,” Luke anxiously professed. “What if the other kids make fun of me and call me names?”

Luke was very slender like his father and he had thick curly hair and wore large glasses that were undeniably too big for his head.

“Now sweetie, I told you this before. Everything is going to be fine. If you have any problems you go straight to your teacher. You Understand?” Linda stated with a sense of calmness.

“Alright, lets go kids, off to school,” said Dean.

The kids grabbed their lunchboxes and headed out through the front door kissing their mom as they left.

The school, which was attended by both the towns kids and the uppercrust kids from Lioncrest, was small and consisted of only 5 teachers. You could sense the history of the building as you walked in. The classrooms contained individual desks that dated back to the early 1900’s and the floors were made of old timber wood.

Dean dropped off Luke and Emma and headed to his daily job as a volunteer at the nearby Medical Treament Center. Since he had more money than he knew what to do with, Dean didn’t have to work. But, being one who always has to be productive, Dean found something to do during the day.

As Luke and Emma walked along the meandering brick stone path towards the school entrance, they could hear kids snickering behind them.

“What’s a nerd like yourself doing in a town like this?” a 6th grader said while trying to hold back his laughter. “Go spend your daddy’s money!”

Luke tried to contain himself. He did not want to show the bully that he was upset. So, he kept on walking and didn’t turn back.

“Cheer up Luke,” Emma said in a high-pitched voice as she grabbed his hand.

They both entered the school alongside each other. Luke, who was 10, was starting the 5th grade. His sister Emma, who had big rosy cheeks and the longest thick blond hair you’d ever seen, had just turned 7. This meant that they were both going to be in different classes.

Moving to Blairston took its toll on both Luke and Emma. They had a great life back in Chicago and had plenty of friends. This town was much different, in all ways possible.

Luke walked into the classroom, Room 105 to be exact, and sat down in an empty desk towards the back of the room. Now Luke, who was quite shy when it came to meeting new people, dreaded speaking in front of the class. At his old school, he would always sit farthest from the board hoping that the teacher would not call him up.

“Students, students settle down now, “ Mrs. Liliwag shouted. “We have a new student with us here today.” “His name is Luke and he just moved here from Chicago.” “Luke, would you please come up to the front of the classroom.”

Luke slowly rose from his desk, his feet trembling, and walked towards the front.

“Welcome Luke, it is a pleasure to have you here with us, “ Mrs. Liliwag said with a smile. “Please, tell us a little bit about yourself”

“Well, My name is Luke Buckingham and I love to draw, read, and write fantasy stories.”

Some of the classmates turned towards each other and started to giggle.

Luke continued unbothered by the rudeness. “I have a 7 year old sister who also goes to this school and I just moved into my new house in Lioncrest.”

The whole class fell silent. What did Luke say wrong?

“Okay, thanks Luke,” Mrs. Liliwag said
- ANSWER:
  Title: Secret of 101
  chapter title: lion's breath dive
QUESTION:
Would you like me if you were a guy?
Im at 13 year old girl. Im a cheerleader and a model and i play soccer and i love going out to my farm and riding horses and riding my fourwheeler in the woods at like 3 in the morning. I love going to my lake house and wakeboarding, tubing, and water or snow skiing. My parents let me have just guys over all the time. I a little short, and my best friend says im way to skinny, and that it almost looks like im anerexic(which im not, becouse she also says i eat way to much)and i have brown hair with blonde highlights, my hair is sorta straight/waivy. I used to wear a ton of makeup and that junk, but i dont anymore. Everyone says my eyes are really bright blue/green, but they are PALE. its sorta wierd. Im really tan. I have like no acne. Everyone says im eithier really pretty, or im sexy beautiful, or cute. i guess im "popular" i mean, im friends with everybody, all the"nerds and freaks" and im best friends with all the "popular" people. In my grade at the middle school i go to, ive probly had the most boyfriends out of the "popular" people (8) im really expreianced with alotta stuff to do with relationships. But i will NOT have sex until im married. Ive gone pretty far other than that tho(no nudety) :/ Im never gonna drink or smoke. Im a full out christian.
God is the main thing in my life. I love him more than anything. Hes my savior. From what some guys ive hung out with describe me as, im really sweet and way to thoughtful. Im crazyy. Like full of energy. Unfortunatly, i love way to much. I have to have someone to tell me they love me and that im beautiful. well, tell me what you think of me!(:
- ANSWER:
  I would love to answer that question, but im a girl... I don't exactly know what guys look for..? But you should be confident, and dont worry about what guys think. At 13 years old, most guys are immature, and don't look on the inside, but on the outside. If a guy is really worth your time, they wont just judge you by your looks. I know you might feel like you'll never have a boyfriend, but believe me, the right guy will come eventually. It might be hard seeing all your friends have boyfriends, but you just have to push through it.
QUESTION:
What do you think of my story so far? Is it print worthy?
So far, it is 1113 words. I'm planning on writing 60,000+ words. This is a fantasy novel. It is going to get much better, believe me.

Lioncrest

Boom! “What was that?” Linda screamed. The whole house shook for a few seconds. It was nothing like she had ever experienced before. She opened the window and gazed outside. Everything seemed perfectly fine. The crisp cold air gently pillowed into the room and made the hairs on Linda’s arm gently rise. The street was eerily quiet and no one else seemed to be awakened.

“It must have been a transformer that exploded or something like that,” Dean explained in an overly tired manner. “Its fine, go back to bed.”

Dean, Linda’s husband, had moved the family to their new home about a week ago. They lived in a peaceful town by the name of Blairston.

Now Blairston was not your average town, by no means. It lay in a quaint valley on the outskirts of Philadelphia where the farms were plenty and where the weather was always pristine.

The town had a population of about 3,000 and was quite renowned for its inviting and laid back atmosphere. Everybody kept to themselves and only got together during the annual Blairston Holiday Bash, in which 3 days were devoted to nonstop eating, drinking, singing, and dancing. What was different about Blairston then other towns was that a handful of the residents contained vast amounts of wealth, far beyond anyone’s imagination. For these select folks, life was carefree, and the Buckinghams happened to be among them.

“Luke, Emma, time for breakfast”, Linda yelled from the foyer the next morning.

The kids, full of energy, came running down the grand double staircase and entered into the kitchen.

“Mom, I don’t want to go to school,” Luke anxiously professed. “What if the other kids make fun of me and call me names?”

Luke was very slender like his father and he had thick curly hair and wore large glasses that were undeniably too big for his head.

“Now sweetie, I told you this before. Everything is going to be fine. If you have any problems you go straight to your teacher. You Understand?” Linda reassuringly stated with a sense of calmness.

“Alright, lets go kids, off to school,” said Dean.

The kids grabbed their lunchboxes and headed out through the front door kissing their mom as they left.

The school, which was attended by both the towns kids and the uppercrust kids from Lioncrest, was small and consisted of only 5 teachers. You could sense the history of the building as you walked in. The classrooms contained individual desks that dated back to the early 1900’s and the floors were made of old timber wood.

Dean dropped off Luke and Emma and headed to his daily job as a volunteer at the nearby Medical Treament Center. Since he had more money than he knew what to do with, Dean didn’t have to work. But, being one who always has to be productive, Dean found something to do during the day.

As Luke and Emma walked along the meandering brick stone path towards the school entrance, they could hear kids snickering behind them.

“What’s a nerd like yourself doing in a town like this?” a 6th grader said while trying to hold back his laughter. “Go back to wherever you came from!”

Luke tried to contain himself. He did not want to show the bully that he was upset. So, he kept on walking and didn’t turn back.

“Cheer up Luke,” Emma said in a high-pitched voice as she grabbed his hand.

They both entered the school alongside each other. Luke, who was 10, was starting the 5th grade. His sister Emma, who had big rosy cheeks and the longest thick blond hair you’d ever seen, had just turned 7. This meant that they were both going to be in different classes.

Moving to Blairston took its toll on both Luke and Emma. They had a great life back in Chicago and had plenty of friends. This town was much different, in all ways possible.

Luke walked into the classroom, Room 105 to be exact, and sat down in an empty desk towards the back of the room. Now Luke, who was quite shy when it came to meeting new people, dreaded speaking in front of the class. At his old school, he would always sit farthest from the board hoping that the teacher would not call on him.

“Students, students settle down now, “ Mrs. Liliwag shouted. “We have a new student with us here today.” “His name is Luke and he just moved here from Chicago.” “Luke, would you please come up to the front of the classroom.”

Luke slowly rose from his desk, his feet trembling, and walked towards the front.

“Welcome Luke, it is a pleasure to have you here with us, “ Mrs. Liliwag said with a smile. “Please, tell us a little bit about yourself”

“Well, My name is Luke Buckingham and I love to draw, read, and write fantasy stories.”

Some of the classmates turned towards each other and started to giggle.

Luke continued unbothered by the rudeness. “I have a 7 year old sister who also goes to this school and I just moved into my
- ANSWER:
  It's probably not a good idea to post this online unless it's copyrighted
QUESTION:
What should i do with this guy i am in love with?
Well, last september I started university and had a great time. during the first bit of the year I made plenty of friends, and even made a bit of a love interest. Basically, I do software engineering and am quite a girl nerd. This guy was in all of my classes, he even had the same interests as me as we both randomly joined the circus skills society.

Before christmas, we kinda got close and even kissed once or twice. The only thing was that my best friend was also interested in him despite he liked me so we left it for a while as things where getting a bit complicated as we where arranging for this year to live with a few friends in a shared house. Over christmas, I actually met a girl and we kinda ended up together, but that didnt last long as she was kinda too crazy for my liking. Things where kinda tame betwen me and him for a while but we where still very close friends.

Towards the end of the academic year, we where both single and i tried to make an advance while we where both drunk. It was then i found out that he and another close friend of mine where "sorta" together" but i hadnt heard anything about this. Clearly i felt quite betrayed by her but i couldnt bring myself to hate her as i am just not that kind of person. I didnt really expect it to last really as they didnt seem that compatible being totally different people. Regardless they are still together and i feel really awkward being around them when they are together.

so now its entering the start of the term, they are still together and he lives in the room next to mine, I dont know if they have slept together as he is quite a gentleman but i cant say for sure.

To mix this up even further. I actually have serious cancer. I should be having it removed in late november (a week after my birthday) but there is a very serious chance i could die.

I am not a very assertive person when it comes to matters with this and i just dont know what to do as he is the first person i have felt this way about and the cancer and the treatment have sapped a lot of my energy lately.

Advice?
- ANSWER:
QUESTION:
Do you think this could make a good book?
Please be honest. Please tell me what you think

I was a normal teenage American but everything changed. I was fifteen and I was starting to make the transformation. I had never been an outcast. I was always the most popular girl in school. I was supposed to make the change at eighteen. People have always said that it hurt. It was supposed to feel like I was burning in hell. It was supposed to relieve all my sins so I could live a new life as a The Great Eighteen. Being part of the Great Eighteen has always been one of the most sacred things. Around here you learn about it as soon as you are born. Some people have said to have died from the change. For some it is a release. The Most powerful of us all are the ones who have hardly sinned in their lives. Vampires have been said to be devil worshipers. In truth they are the most heavenly people alive. We are the sons and daughters of the fallen angels children. They have been taught right and wrong. They were able to choose their path. We were never given the right to do wrong. For us, doing wrong is like a death sentence. Like I said earlier going through the change is quite painful. Laura lee said that when we change the pain comes from our sins. We are meant to do right. The more wrong that we do means the more we will hurt when the time comes. The people who don’t live are always the sinners who are doomed for eternity. At crossover they have the choice to go to hell or relive their lives as normal humans. A birth the young children get a mark that shows the secret meaning of your true fate. We are all the same. No one understands why we are considered the chosen ones. Before our fourteenth birthday we were all the same. We were average children. Some of us were popular, nerds, band geeks, jocks, we were all normal teenagers. There was nothing about us that was different from the person sitting next to us. We have to switch schools to a place called Southern Grounds [or as Lara Lee says: Sacred Grounds]. We are meant to live together until we survive the transformation. Being together saves us from ourselves. We are meant to spend our lives with each other. We are given a guardian at graduation and they are meant to be our protectors and to stay with us for the rest of our lives. We are never meant to be alone. When we are alone we are more likely to get hurt. We are the young angels of our time. We are Vampires that feed off of energy. We are meant to feed off of bad energy. We are not meant to kill. Sometimes our minds work differently. Drinking the blood of a natural born human gives you the most energy. It is easier to take it from their blood than to take it from their mind. Over the years at least 50,000 people have died. A human mind is not meant to hold that much energy. We take all of the bad and only leave the good. It clears everything from them. Taking from the mind you are most likely to kill. If you take from the blood than that gives you the right to stop whenever you want. There are many rules n our school. We can’t lie. Adults get powers. They have the powers to sort out the truth from lies, to tell a persons mood, and to be able to see what a humans future holds. The world, as we know it, has always been a fight between good and evil. No one has yet won. There are two sides, and on those two sides there are more sides. I don’t know what side I am on. I was a normal girl. I was probably one just like you. I was average, athletic, and fairly smart. I had no idea what was going to happen on my eighteenth birthday… and that alone scared me
- ANSWER:
  I LOVE it! I would defiantly read it and so would a lot of other people I know!
QUESTION:
Proof that he tried to "kill me"-what should I do now?
This was a year and a half ago: I randomly roomed in a 2b/2b dorm with some guy-let’s call him “Steve”- that wasn't even supposed to live there. His friend-“Bill” was going to room with me but, he decided he wanted to move in with is girlfriend so; “Bill” let “Steve” take his room illegally (no subleasing at this dorm) which became a problem right off the bat because if “Steve” and “Bill” ever got caught I would get kicked out too.
“Steve” and I got along okay for a few weeks until I noticed some weird quirks about this guy.
1. He never came out of his room.
2. He would complain to me that there were “ghosts” in his room and even asked me to help him “rid of evil spirits”.
3. Kept asking me to give him cash. (By this time, I’m starting to think he’s a crack-head.)
4. Was married to some girl but, he’d always have different girls coming in and out. I don’t mind girls at all in the dorm but, these girls looked like crack-head hookers.

Soon enough, the first semester was coming to an end until “Steve” who is supposed to be “Bill” got a notice that we owed the office 00 in late payments + 0 for elec. The elec. bill is under one persons name and it was under “Bill’s” before he moved out so, I would have to give my check to “Bill” and he’d handle it. I took my check receipt invoices from the bank and all of my rent receipts as well and got cleared by the office.
Finally, the office caught that “Bill” was sub-leasing so, “Bill” got evicted and “Steve” was forced to sign the lease to “Bill’s” room which they weren’t happy about because “Steve” had to pay 00+800+1500 for signing in etc. and “Bill” had to surrender about 6 months of rent within a week. Somewhere along the line they started to blame me because they said that I could have made an “excuse” to the office to “save their ass out of trouble”. I’m a pretty good guy and I’m always willing to help out other people but, in this case I don’t know how I could have possibly helped out. Maybe if they had paid their rent and elec. bills on time none of this would have happened.
Anyhow, after that incident “Steve” started to vandalize my property like: breaking my game consoles: xbox, wii, ps3, ps2, gamecube, etc.
When asking “Steve” about it he’d say it wasn’t him so, I’d joke and be like: “Maybe it’s those freaks in your head telling you to do stuff, right?” Which wasn’t a good idea because then he started to go on a screaming spree.
I no longer wanted to room with this guy because he was flat out weird and a pussy so, I told the office about him taking my things and breaking my stuff so, he got evicted too.

I still wanted to get him for breaking my consoles but, the office said there was no proof.

Now, fast forward to 2010: Recently, “Steve” has been bragging around to his nerds that he “kicked my ass” and “broke all of my consoles” and even went as far as to :“bleaching my water, putting eye drops into my food, and pouring powdered ammonia into my energy drinks.”

I don’t know where to go from here. I did have a police report a year and a half ago about the game consoles but, I have long forgotten about that report number.
I also have an ER report around that time when I had unexpected vomiting and the doctor had said the cause was that I had been “poisoned” but, there was no way I could prove this and had not even known the douche bag was putting stuff into my water and food.

What can I do about this?
- ANSWER:
  Never, ever put sugar in anyone's gas tank.
  
  Karo in the oil, maybe...
  
  Of course I am only joking because That Would Be Illegal.
QUESTION:
Proof that he tried to "kill me"-what should I do now?
This was a year and a half ago: I randomly roomed in a 2b/2b dorm with some guy-let’s call him “Steve”- that wasn't even supposed to live there. His friend-“Bill” was going to room with me but, he decided he wanted to move in with is girlfriend so; “Bill” let “Steve” take his room illegally (no subleasing at this dorm) which became a problem right off the bat because if “Steve” and “Bill” ever got caught I would get kicked out too.
“Steve” and I got along okay for a few weeks until I noticed some weird quirks about this guy.
1. He never came out of his room.
2. He would complain to me that there were “ghosts” in his room and even asked me to help him “rid of evil spirits”.
3. Kept asking me to give him cash. (By this time, I’m starting to think he’s a crack-head.)
4. Was married to some girl but, he’d always have different girls coming in and out. I don’t mind girls at all in the dorm but, these girls looked like crack-head hookers.

Soon enough, the first semester was coming to an end until “Steve” who is supposed to be “Bill” got a notice that we owed the office 00 in late payments + 0 for elec. The elec. bill is under one persons name and it was under “Bill’s” before he moved out so, I would have to give my check to “Bill” and he’d handle it. I took my check receipt invoices from the bank and all of my rent receipts as well and got cleared by the office.
Finally, the office caught that “Bill” was sub-leasing so, “Bill” got evicted and “Steve” was forced to sign the lease to “Bill’s” room which they weren’t happy about because “Steve” had to pay 00+800+1500 for signing in etc. and “Bill” had to surrender about 6 months of rent within a week. Somewhere along the line they started to blame me because they said that I could have made an “excuse” to the office to “save their ass out of trouble”. I’m a pretty good guy and I’m always willing to help out other people but, in this case I don’t know how I could have possibly helped out. Maybe if they had paid their rent and elec. bills on time none of this would have happened.
Anyhow, after that incident “Steve” started to vandalize my property like: breaking my game consoles: xbox, wii, ps3, ps2, gamecube, etc.
When asking “Steve” about it he’d say it wasn’t him so, I’d joke and be like: “Maybe it’s those freaks in your head telling you to do stuff, right?” Which wasn’t a good idea because then he started to go on a screaming spree.
I no longer wanted to room with this guy because he was flat out weird and a pussy so, I told the office about him taking my things and breaking my stuff so, he got evicted too.

I still wanted to get him for breaking my consoles but, the office said there was no proof.

Now, fast forward to 2010: Recently, “Steve” has been bragging around to his nerds that he “kicked my ass” and “broke all of my consoles” and even went as far as to :“bleaching my water, putting eye drops into my food, and pouring powdered ammonia into my energy drinks.”

I don’t know where to go from here. I did have a police report a year and a half ago about the game consoles but, I have long forgotten about that report number.
I also have an ER report around that time when I had unexpected vomiting and the doctor had said the cause was that I had been “poisoned” but, there was no way I could prove this and had not even known the douche bag was putting stuff into my water and food.

What can I do about this?
- ANSWER:
  one word....... holy shit
  
  if you cant get the police to do this...
  
  take the business to his door
  
  but look .. if he is bragging to his friends about poisoning you.. then you got proof there.. if you can catch him in the act.... he will pretty much admitted it
  
  example.. recorder.. video recorder... get him in a room .. with another guy admitting this stuff... play the ultimate trick... its what i would do ...